just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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