i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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