no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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