She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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