Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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