Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Let's paint friendship bongs
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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