just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I smell stomach acid.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
