he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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