Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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