i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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