how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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