blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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