Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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