I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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