Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just pee around me
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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