Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
People in love make me want to vomit
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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