You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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