Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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