what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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