Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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