dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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