Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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