She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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