dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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