i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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