I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
