11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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