This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
whose parrot is this?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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