Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Enjoy the penises
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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