I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
vagina is talking i cant
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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