I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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