The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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