Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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