Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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