Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Lo siento on account of my penis...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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