Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
