So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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