this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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