Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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