I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you win again, gameday.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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