would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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