Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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