Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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