we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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