come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
