Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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