just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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