it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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