just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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