I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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